Bad jokes

Why are robbers of the sea called pirates?

They just aaaaaaaarrrrrrr
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What did the pink panther say when he stood on an ant?

Dead ant, Dead ant, Dead ant, Dead ant, Dead ant, Dead ant, .....

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What is pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff

What is blue and fluffy?

(is it blue fluff)... NO

It's pink fluff holding it's breath