Men Can't Win

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her
birthday. "I'd love to be ten again," she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, got
up, brought her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and
then took her off to the local theme park.

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park:
the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming
Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme
park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt
upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a
McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a
Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing
chocolate shake.

Then it was off to the cinema to see the latest
blockbuster, a hot-dog, popcorn, a drink and her
favorite sweets, M M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his
precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,

"Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
changed.

"You idiot, I meant my dress size!"

The moral of the story:



Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it
wrong.