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Friday, July 01, 2005

Money

Money
> It can buy a house
> But not a home

> It can buy a clock
> But not time

> It can buy you a position
> But not respect

> It can buy you a bed
> But not sleep

> It can buy you a book
> But not knowledge

> It can buy you medicine
> But not health

> It can buy you blood
> But not life

> So you see money isn't everything
> And it often causes pain and suffering

> I tell you this because I am your friend
> And as your friend I want to

> Take away your pain and suffering!!
> So

> Send me all your money
> And I will suffer for you!
> Cash only please!
> After all, what are friends for, uh??