Monday, December 25, 2006

Christmas Puddings

Q: What must you know to be an auctioneer?
A: Lots

________________________________________

Q: Who is the most famous married woman in America?
A: Mrs Sippi

________________________________________

Q: What has a bed but does not sleep, and a mouth but does not speak?
A: A River

________________________________________

Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the New Year's Eve party?
A: He had no body to go with

No comments:

Post a Comment