My Baby

A lady carrying a baby gets onto a bus.

The bus drive take one look at the baby and comments that it's the UGLIEST baby he has ever seen.

The lady goes to the back of the busy, both angry and sad. She looks at the person to her left and says to him that the drive had just insulted her.

he says to her that she should stand for it and she should go back to the driver and give him a telling off. "Go on!" he say, "I'll hold the MONKEY!"