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Monday, March 20, 2006

Banish Monday Blues!

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
their faces.
The coroner calls the police to show them what has happened.

"First body: Italian, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to
his mistress. Hence the enormous smile Inspector", says the Coroner.

"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, Spent
it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

"Ah," says the coroner, turning to the third body "this is the most
unusual one. Irishman, 30, struck by lightning.

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having his picture taken."

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