Halloween Jokes - 1 to 7

What do skeletons say before eating?
Bone Appetit!


What goes 'Ha Ha Ha', thud?
A zombie laughing its head off


Why don't mummies like to take a break?
They're afraid to unwind


What do you get if you cross a snowman with Dracula?
Frostbite


How can you tell that a vampire has a cold?
Because of his coffin!


What does a witch want in a hotel?
Broom service!


Why do ghosts make bad liars?
Cos you can see right through them!